Fart Jokes and Euphemisms

Here’s a list of fart euphemisms?  Over 300 different words for fart.  Yes, flatulence can be unpleasant, but sometimes having gas can be a gas!  A famous comedian once said “You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to!”  Even traditionally calm and wise George Franklin reportedly said “Fart proudly.” 

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Fart euphemisms that start with #’s or the letter A.

Air bagel

Air biscuit

Airbrush the boxers

Air tulip

Anal acoustics

Anal ‘ahem’

Anal audio

Anal exhale

Anal salute

Anal volcano

Anus applause

Answering the call of the wild burrito

Other words for farts that start with the letter B.

Back blast

Back draft

Back-end blowout

Backdoor breeze

Backdoor sneeze

Backfire

Bake an air biscuit

Baking brownies

Bark

Barking spider

Barn burner

Bean blower

Beef

Beefer

Beep your horn

Belch from behind

Belching clown

Benchwarmer

Better open a window

Blast

Blast the chair

Blat

Blow mud

Blow the big brown horn

Blue dart

Blurp

Blurt

Bomber

Boom-boom

Booty bomb

Booty cough

Bottom blast

Bottom burp

Booty belch

Break the sound barrier

Break wind

Breath of fresh air

Brown cloud

Brown dart

Brown haze

Brown horn brass band

Brown thunder

Bubbler

Bull snort

BUMsen burner

Bun shaker

Bung blast

Burning rubber

Burner

Burp out the wrong end

Buster

Butt bazooka

Butt bleat

Butt bongos

Butt burp

Butt cheek screech

Butt dumpling

Butt percussion

Butt sneeze

Butt trauma

Butt trumpet

Butt tuba

Butt yodeling

Buttock bassoon


The fart names list continues with those starting with the letter C

Chair air

Cheek flapper

Cheek squeak

Cheeser

Cheesin’

Colon bowlin’

Colonic Calliope

Crack a rat

Crack concert

Crack one off

Crack splitters

Crap call

Crop dusting

Crowd killer

Cut a stinker

Cut one

Cut the cheese

More fart euphemisms starting with the letter D.

Death breath

Deflating

Doing the one cheek sneak

Doing the two cheek sneak

Drifter

Drop a bomb

Droppin’ stink bombs

Duck call

So many different words for farting!  Here are some starting with the letter E.

Eggy

Emptying the tank

Exhume the dinner corpse

Exploding bottom

Exterminator

Fart starts with “F” so it makes sense that other euphemisms start with the letter F.

False pooper

Fanny beep

Fanny frog

Fart (of course)

Fecal fume

Fire a Stink torpedo

Fire in the hole

Firing the retro rocket

Fizzler

Flame thrower

Flamer

Flapper

Flatulate

Flatulence

Flatus

Flipper

Float an air biscuit

Floater

Floof

Fluffer

Fluffy

Fogger

Fog horn

Fog slicer

Fowl howl

Fragrant foof

Free jacuzzi

Freep

Free speech

Frump

Fumigating

Funky roller

Classic fart euphemisms that start with the letter G.

Gas

Gas attack

Gas blaster

Gas master

Get out and walk Donald

Ghost turd

Gluteal maximus gas a mess

Gluteal tuba

Great brown cloud

Grundle rumble

Grunt

Gurgler

With over 300 fart euphemisms, you know we’re going to have some starting with the letter H.

Heinie hiccup

Heinous Anus

Hisser

Hole flapper

Honk

Honker

Horton hears a poo

Hot wind

Hottie

Human hydrogen bomb

HUMrrhoids

Different words for farting that start with the letter I.

Ignition

Insane in the methane

Inverted burb

Fart euphemisms that begin with the letter J.

Jet power

Jet propulsion

Jockey burner

Just calling your name

Just keeping warm

Part of the more than 300 fart euphemisms and these start with the letter K.

Kaboomer

Killing the canary

Different words for farts that begin with the letter L.

Lay an egg

Lean mean bean machine

Let each bean be heard

Let one fly

Let one go

Let one rip

Let the beans out

Lethal cloud

Let Polly out of jail


Fart words and phrases that begin with the letter M.

Make a stink

Mating call

Methane bomb

Methane dart

Methane mating call

Methane pain

Mexican (food) jet propulsion

Moon gas

Mouse on a motorcycle

Mud duck

Fart euphemisms beginning with the letter N.

Nasty cough

Nose death

Oh oh oh!  Different words for fart that start with the letter O.

Odor bubble

Odorama

One-gun salute

One-man band

One-man brass band

One-man salute

Orchestra practice

O-ring oboe

The list of over 300 fart euphemisms keeps on going with words that start with P.

Painting the elevator

Paint peeler

Paint stainer

Panty burp

Parp

Parper

Party in your pants

Pass gas

Pass wind

Peter

Pewie

Pip

Playing the tuba

Playing the trouser tuba

Poof

Poof-poof

Poop gas

Poop gopher

Poot

Pootsa

Pop

Pop a fluffy

Pop tart

Power puff

Puffer

Puff the Magic Dragon

Putt-putt


Q and A!  What fart euphemisms start with the letter Q?

Quack

Quaker

R you ready for more fart words that start with R?

Raspberry

Rattler

Rebuilding the ozone layer

Rectal honk

Rectal shout

Rectal tremor

Rectal turbulence

Release a squeaker

Release the hounds

Rip one

Ripped the cheese

Ripper

Ripple

Roar from the rear

Roast the jockeys

Room clearer

Rump ripper

Rump roar

Fart euphemisms starting with the letter S.

Saluting my shorts

Scud missle

Shoot the cannon

Silent and scentless

Silent but deadly

Silly cyanide

Singe the pants/chair/etc

Skunk bait

Slider

Sphincter siren

Sphincter song

Sphincter whistle

Spitter

Split the seam

Squeaker

Squeak one out

Stale wind

Steam-press your pants

Steamer

Step on a duck

Step on a frog

Stink bomb

Stink burger

Stink it up

Stinker

Stinky

Stress release


Over 300 different words for fart!  Here are some that start with the letter T.

Tail wind

Taint tickle

Testing in the Levi wind tunnel

The toothless one speaks

Thunder from down under

Thurp

Toilet tune

Toot

Toot your own horn

Tootsie

Trouser cough

Trouser trumpet

Trunk bunk

Turd tremors

Turtle burp

Tushy tickler

We can’t have farts without U.  Euphemisms for farting that begin with the letter U.

Uncorked one

Uncorking

Under burp

Under thunder

Fart euphemisms starting with the letter V.

Venting

Vent one

Different words for farting that begin with the letter W.

Wallop

Whiff

Whoopee

Whopper

Only one fart euphemism that starts with Z.

Zinger


Is there a fart euphemism we missed?  Let us know!  And at the same time, maybe you can tell us why there isn’t a euphemism for the word euphemism.


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