Knock Knock Jokes

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We've been telling funny knock knock jokes since we were knee high to a... well... door knob.  Below, we think we've collected some of the funniest knock knock jokes on the internet and we hope they open the door to some great laughs!  

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Zany

Zany who?

Zany body home?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. That’s why I’m knocking!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amish!

Amish who?

You're not a shoe!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Al

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue let me in before?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amanda

Amanda who?

A man da fix your doorbell!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alien

Alien who?

Just how many aliens do you know?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there

Amish

Amish Who?

Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abby

Abby who?

A bee just stung me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon bored. Wanna do something?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter be quick, I have other doors to knock on!

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Andrew!

Andrew who?

Andrew a picture!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amma

Amma who?

Amma not going to tell you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie one you like!

 

Knock, knock.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock, knock - oops I did it again.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Barbara

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fiddle.

Fiddle?

Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alfie

Alfie who?

Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken Pencil.

Broken Pencil who.

Never mind it's pointless!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ben

Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door for hours, let me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bruce

Bruce who?

I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Caesar.

Caesar who?

Caesar quick, she’s running away.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Burglar.

Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say "Control freak who" now.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my work?

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

CD.

CD who?

CD guy/girl on your doorstep? Let him/her in!

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cow's go who?

No. Cows go moo!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

interrupting cow.

interrupting c-

Mooooo!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Earl.

Earl who?

Earl be glad to come in if you open the door.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Yes you are!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bed.

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way, I’m coming through!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Comb.

Comb who?

Comb on down and I'll tell you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a nice girl.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chick!

Chick who?

Chick your oven, I can smell something burning!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there ?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cupid!

Cupid who?

Cupid quiet in there.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I'm knocking?

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Double

Double who?

Double who, ex, wye, zee!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dish.

Dish who?

Dish is a nice place!

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin, dey hatin.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you won’t let me in.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you.

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggcited to see me?

 

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Callous interrupting doctor.

Callous interr…

You've got cancer.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ears.

Ears who?

Ears another knock knock joke for you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

Europe early this morning!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fangs.

Fangs who?

Fangs for letting me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frank you for opening the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Flea

Flea who?

Flea blind mice!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fossil.

Fossil who?

Fossil last time, open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ferdie!

Ferdie who?

Ferdie last time open this door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

France.

France who?

France of the family!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gerald.

Gerald who?

It's Gerald friend from school!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gino.

Gino who?

Gino me or not?  Open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Goose.

Goose who?

Goose who's knocking at your door again!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Grub.

Grub who?

Grub hold of my hand and let’s go!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Friday, the weekend is starting!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Garden.

Garden who?

Garden the door so no one can knock on it!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Gesundheit!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

Are you an owl?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, and open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you for a long time.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hammond.

Hammond who?

Hammond eggs!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hanover.

Hanover who?

Hanover your money!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer this door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hip.

Hip who?

Hip-who-potamus.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hockey.

Hockey who?

Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

House.

House who?

House you doing?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hey.

Hey who?

Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Iran!

Iran who?

Iran over here to talk to you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabell.

Isabell who?

Is a bell working?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lock.

Lock who?

Lock who it is, after all this time!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivor.

Ivor who?

Ivor you let me in or I`ll go someplace else.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a nice day.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iona.

Iona who?

Iona new car!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

You see ME!  Do you need glasses?

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess let me in.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jam.

Jam who?

Jam mind?  I'm trying to get in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica mistake? It’s me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Java.

Java who?

Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jester.

Jester who?

Jester silly old man!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jim.

Jim who?

Jim mind if I come in?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe away, I'm not talking to you.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya guess who is it?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kermit.

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime and you'll go to jail!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nose.

Nose who?

Nose any good knock knock jokes?

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the key hole and find out.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lee.

Lee who?

Lee me alone - I've got a headache!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

 

Why did Lisa fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Leaf?

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Keanu.

Keanu who?

Keanu let me in, it's cold out here!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A little boy.

A little boy who?

A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lego.

Lego who?

Lego of me and I'll tell you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Les.

Les who?

Les go out and do something!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mango!

Mango who?

Mango to the door and just answer it!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Major.

Major who?

Major day with this joke, didn’t I?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Major.

Major who?

Major answer the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Marry me?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max no difference. Open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Meg.

Meg who?

Meg up your mind, are you letting me in or not?

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Moustache!

Moustache who?

I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noise

Noise who?

Noise to see you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of your business!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, so I knocked.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Obi Wan.

Obi Wan who?

Obi Wan of the good guys and let me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet'in you kiss me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oscar.

Oscar who?

Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be sad if you don't let me in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ozzie.

Ozzie who?

Ozzie you later!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Riot.

Riot who?

Riot on time, here I am.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty!

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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Poll.

Poll who?

Police!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you sick of all these knock-knock jokes?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Passion.

Passion who?

Passion by and thought I'd drop in!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pasta.

Pasta who?

Pasta potatoes please!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phone.

Phone who?

Phonely I'd known it was you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding on your shoes before your socks is a bad idea!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quiet Tina.

Quiet Tina who?

Quiet Tina library!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quacker.

Quacker who?

Quacker ‘nother bad joke and I'm leaving!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands and dance with me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rough.

Rough who?

Rough, rough, rough! It's your dog!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin your house!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Russell.

Russell who?

Russell up something to eat, I'm hungry!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sorry.

Sorry who?

Sorry wrong door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sure would like you to open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sasha!

Sacha who?

Sasha lot of questions!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

Sarah phone I could use?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ray.

Ray who?

Ray-member me?!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snowbody!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shocking.

Shocking who?

Shocking you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you let me in?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twit.

Twit who?

Did anyone else hear an owl?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Teresa.

Teresa who?

Teresa green!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tennis.

Tennis who?

Tennis is five plus five!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tad.

Tad who?

Tad's all folks!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tooth.

Tooth who?

Tooth or dare!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you doin’ and open the door.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Troy.

Troy who?

Troy the bell instead!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Udder.

Udder who?

Udder knock knock jokes are funnier than this one!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

Utah one who told me to knock when I got here!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice your mother coming home?

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water?

Water who?

Water you waiting for?  Open the door!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire you asking me?

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Zoom.

Zoom who?

Zoom did you expect?

 

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Yes.

Will you remember in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember in a day?

Yes.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You forgot me already!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Waiter.

Waiter who?

Waiter I get my hands on you!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

M and X.

M and X who?

M and X for breakfast!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

York

York who?

York-oming over to my place!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yugo.

Yugo who?

Yugo first, I'm right behind you!

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yah!

Yah who?

No thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

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