Here’s a list of fart euphemisms! Over 300 different words for fart. Yes, flatulence can be unpleasant, but sometimes having gas can be a gas! A famous comedian once said “You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to!” Even traditionally calm and wise George Franklin reportedly said “Fart proudly.”
Fart euphemisms that start with #’s or the letter A.
Air bagel
Air biscuit
Airbrush the boxers
Air tulip
Anal acoustics
Anal ‘ahem’
Anal audio
Anal exhale
Anal salute
Anal volcano
Anus applause
Answering the call of the wild burrito
Other words for farts that start with the letter B.
Back blast
Back draft
Back-end blowout
Backdoor breeze
Backdoor sneeze
Backfire
Bake an air biscuit
Baking brownies
Bark
Barking spider
Barn burner
Bean blower
Beef
Beefer
Beep your horn
Belch from behind
Belching clown
Benchwarmer
Better open a window
Blast
Blast the chair
Blat
Blow mud
Blow the big brown horn
Blue dart
Blurp
Blurt
Bomber
Boom-boom
Booty bomb
Booty cough
Bottom blast
Bottom burp
Booty belch
Break the sound barrier
Break wind
Breath of fresh air
Brown cloud
Brown dart
Brown haze
Brown horn brass band
Brown thunder
Bubbler
Bull snort
BUMsen burner
Bun shaker
Bung blast
Burning rubber
Burner
Burp out the wrong end
Buster
Butt bazooka
Butt bleat
Butt bongos
Butt burp
Butt cheek screech
Butt dumpling
Butt percussion
Butt sneeze
Butt trauma
Butt trumpet
Butt tuba
Butt yodeling
Buttock bassoon
The fart names list continues with those starting with the letter C
Chair air
Cheek flapper
Cheek squeak
Cheeser
Cheesin’
Colon bowlin’
Colonic Calliope
Crack a rat
Crack concert
Crack one off
Crack splitters
Crap call
Crop dusting
Crowd killer
Cut a stinker
Cut one
Cut the cheese
More fart euphemisms starting with the letter D.
Death breath
Deflating
Doing the one cheek sneak
Doing the two cheek sneak
Drifter
Drop a bomb
Droppin’ stink bombs
Duck call
So many different words for farting! Here are some starting with the letter E.
Eggy
Emptying the tank
Exhume the dinner corpse
Exploding bottom
Exterminator
Fart starts with “F” so it makes sense that other euphemisms start with the letter F.
False pooper
Fanny beep
Fanny frog
Fart (of course)
Fecal fume
Fire a Stink torpedo
Fire in the hole
Firing the retro rocket
Fizzler
Flame thrower
Flamer
Flapper
Flatulate
Flatulence
Flatus
Flipper
Float an air biscuit
Floater
Floof
Fluffer
Fluffy
Fogger
Fog horn
Fog slicer
Fowl howl
Fragrant foof
Free jacuzzi
Freep
Free speech
Frump
Fumigating
Funky roller
Classic fart euphemisms that start with the letter G.
Gas
Gas attack
Gas blaster
Gas master
Get out and walk Donald
Ghost turd
Gluteal maximus gas a mess
Gluteal tuba
Great brown cloud
Grundle rumble
Grunt
Gurgler
With over 300 fart euphemisms, you know we’re going to have some starting with the letter H.
Heinie hiccup
Heinous Anus
Hisser
Hole flapper
Honk
Honker
Horton hears a poo
Hot wind
Hottie
Human hydrogen bomb
HUMrrhoids
Different words for farting that start with the letter I.
Ignition
Insane in the methane
Inverted burb
Fart euphemisms that begin with the letter J.
Jet power
Jet propulsion
Jockey burner
Just calling your name
Just keeping warm
Part of the more than 300 fart euphemisms and these start with the letter K.
Kaboomer
Killing the canary
Different words for farts that begin with the letter L.
Lay an egg
Lean mean bean machine
Let each bean be heard
Let one fly
Let one go
Let one rip
Let the beans out
Lethal cloud
Let Polly out of jail
Fart words and phrases that begin with the letter M.
Make a stink
Mating call
Methane bomb
Methane dart
Methane mating call
Methane pain
Mexican (food) jet propulsion
Moon gas
Mouse on a motorcycle
Mud duck
Fart euphemisms beginning with the letter N.
Nasty cough
Nose death
Oh oh oh! Different words for fart that start with the letter O.
Odor bubble
Odorama
One-gun salute
One-man band
One-man brass band
One-man salute
Orchestra practice
O-ring oboe
The list of over 300 fart euphemisms keeps on going with words that start with P.
Painting the elevator
Paint peeler
Paint stainer
Panty burp
Parp
Parper
Party in your pants
Pass gas
Pass wind
Peter
Pewie
Pip
Playing the tuba
Playing the trouser tuba
Poof
Poof-poof
Poop gas
Poop gopher
Poot
Pootsa
Pop
Pop a fluffy
Pop tart
Power puff
Puffer
Puff the Magic Dragon
Putt-putt
Q and A! What fart euphemisms start with the letter Q?
Quack
Quaker
R you ready for more fart words that start with R?
Raspberry
Rattler
Rebuilding the ozone layer
Rectal honk
Rectal shout
Rectal tremor
Rectal turbulence
Release a squeaker
Release the hounds
Rip one
Ripped the cheese
Ripper
Ripple
Roar from the rear
Roast the jockeys
Room clearer
Rump ripper
Rump roar
Fart euphemisms starting with the letter S.
Saluting my shorts
Scud missile
Shoot the cannon
Silent and scentless
Silent but deadly
Silly cyanide
Singe the pants/chair/etc
Skunk bait
Slider
Sphincter siren
Sphincter song
Sphincter whistle
Spitter
Split the seam
Squeaker
Squeak one out
Stale wind
Steam-press your pants
Steamer
Step on a duck
Step on a frog
Stink bomb
Stink burger
Stink it up
Stinker
Stinky
Stress release
Over 300 different words for fart! Here are some that start with the letter T.
Tail wind
Taint tickle
Testing in the Levi wind tunnel
The toothless one speaks
Thunder from down under
Thurp
Toilet tune
Toot
Toot your own horn
Tootsie
Trouser cough
Trouser trumpet
Trunk bunk
Turd tremors
Turtle burp
Tushy tickler
We can’t have farts without U. Euphemisms for farting that begin with the letter U.
Uncorked one
Uncorking
Under burp
Under thunder
Fart euphemisms starting with the letter V.
Venting
Vent one
Different words for farting that begin with the letter W.
Wallop
Whiff
Whoopee
Whopper
Only one fart euphemism that starts with Z.
Zinger
Is there a fart euphemism we missed? Let us know! And at the same time, maybe you can tell us why there isn’t a euphemism for the word euphemism.